Big Rat
A big rat I drew for my friend. Look how nasty this guy is!
A big rat I drew for my friend. Look how nasty this guy is!
This is an album cover for a self-titled album by Vndervvhelmer, which is the name I will release music under when I actually make something good. There are a lot of random Vndervvhelmer mockups in this portfolio, so strap in!
A vector logo I designed for my fantasy football team, the Jizz City Bastards. I have no idea how to do fantasy football by the way.
Check out this cool, stylish metal-esque logo. I'll do this for your band name! Or your actual name! Or any word! Or series of words! Length permitting of course!
If you'd prefer a more traditional metal logo, I can do those too. This is an example of one of those, with the word lawnmower.
By the end of this portfolio, you will never want to see another digitally edited deer skull in your life.
This is an album cover I made but never used for my weird little music project, Don't the Ghost.
It took me a very long time to make enough money for this image! Get it? Because of the one hundred dollar bills.
This is another Don't the Ghost album cover, but this one actually got released. Check it out right here if ya want!
This could be you!
A while back, I was working on a Rhode Kil tarot deck. The project is on hiatus for the moment, but I figured I'd throw in some of the cards cuz I like the art!
Here's another tarot card. That's gotta hurt!
This is the cover for an album I made where the lyrics were written pretty much entirely by a neural network. It's fun stuff! I never 'officially' released it, but as a special treat for looking at my portfolio, check it out over here!
Nuclear bombs will do that to ya.
This is an album cover I made for GUNG GUNG. What's GUNG GUNG? Wait and see.
Yes, those are my own eyes and yes, that is my own finger! I never used this cover for anything.
If you let me do album art for you, I'll be your meat queen forever.
It's exactly what it sounds like.
This was a Don't the Ghost single that I released for the New Year. It was on January 3rd, though.
I don't make as much glitch art as I used to, but I am always happy to create some fun digital chaos.
Old unreleased album. I dunno why the image quality went to shit, but the idea is there. ;-]
This is a picture of three goats standing together.
Similar to the goats, this one is a chicken.
Here's an alternate album cover for that unreleased album.
Neither Funny Jokes nor Touching the Robot are actual things. Just a fun mockup album cover. Also, I love teeth. Probably my second favorite thing behind deer skulls.
Band name? Album name? Just a random sentence? I certainly don't remember. The world will never know.
Here's a logo I made. Look how creepy! Wow!
Watch out! It's a goblin! Just joking, he can't hurt you. :-]
Oh hey, more tarot cards.
This is the last one I think but no promises.
Wow, never realized how much it looks like the head of a minion until literally this very second.
Another Vndervvhelmer album cover. Might see some use someday! I'm banking on it!
Yeah there's more GUNG GUNG and no I will not elaborate on what GUNG GUNG is right now.
This is another one that's just fun art with several mysterious words overlaid.
Aaaaaaaaa!!!
This was the working artist name, album name, and album art for Doesn't Resonate. You'd think I'd be sick of ungulate bones by now.
Here's an alternate alternate album cover for that unreleased album.
I don't even think this is a good representation of my art but I had to put it in here cuz just look at that crazy fractal.
I am willing to go on the record that this one is the last of the Don't the Ghost albums.
Some more metal-esque logo work. Mockup for the imaginary album Kumrag by King Dip$hit.
Don't worry, it's not subliminal messaging or anything.
Artist picture for an unreleased album I think?
This one is old and kinda rough around the edges but I threw it in because if you are still reading after this long, I'm willing to expose my vulnerabilities to you.
Here's another kinda shitty one. It's old. This is how I create trust between me and you!
Okay, since you scrolled this incredible distance through my portfolio, I'm gonna give you my thanks by closing with the best image I've ever created.
